Wolfe Blitzer's intervivew with Mike Huckabee last night went something like this:
Blitzer: The governor of Texas has endorsed Sen. McCain. How do you think you will do there?
Huckabee: Well, Chuck Norris is a Texan.
Blitzer (in a very serious voice): So am I hearing you say that Chuck Norris can take the governor of Texas?
I was laughing way too hard to hear Huckabee's response but he had a very serious look on his face as he gave it.
I wonder if anyone has told him that Norris endorsed Perry when he ran for reelection in 2006.
If Norris karate chopped Perry on his hair, do you think it would break Norris' hand?
I'm really missing Molly right now.
Soundtrack to this post: Wipe Out by the Safaries.